All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
- Chocolate makes it go down easier.
- Men in masks are not to be trusted.
- The word of a Spaniard is no good.
- You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
- Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
- As you wish really means I love you.
- Death cannot stop true love.
- If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
- Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
- Mostly dead means slightly alive.
- The only thing to do with a dead man is to go through his pockets and look for loose change.
- “To blave” means “to bluff”
- Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
(Source: lovesmisery, via tardisalert)
