My name is S. Jae-Jones. I am an editorial assistant, a writer, an artist, and an avid skydiver.

Not A Romance Language

whywebrokeupproject:

My boyfriend used to write me weird cryptic German love notes. I used to tell him: “I don’t know German. I don’t know what you’re trying to tell me.” And he’d say: “You don’t need to know German, you just need to know Love.” I thought that sentiment was maudlin and impractical, so we broke up. 

I would have broken up with said boyfriend too. In fact, I have indeed broken up with a boyfriend over maudlin and sentimental love letters. (I just…I can’t deal. It doesn’t inspire romance; it inspires vomiting.)

  1. xekstrin reblogged this from sjaejones and added:
    German is the best language what are you talking about
  2. lastgoodemperor reblogged this from sjaejones and added:
    Also… German is just such...*harsh* sounding language…
  3. sjaejones reblogged this from whywebrokeupproject and added:
    would have broken up with said boyfriend too. In fact,...have indeed broken up with a...
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