I believe there are more unpublished books than there are PEOPLE in the world.– Cap’n Sweet Valley on unsolicited manuscripts
Publishr: Experiential Reading by Sarah Jae-Jones →
I may or may not be one of the few optimistic people left in the industry who is optimistic about the future of publishing. Perhaps this is a function of someone green enough to be hopeful or perhaps it’s the function of being incredibly shortsighted. Regardless, I’m someone who believes that the…
THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO HAPPY! They look like frat boys doing an a cappella cover of Lady Gaga. fuckyeahladygaga: a capella of bad romance. its so fun =]
Cap'n Sweet Valley: (talking about an agent) ...and her eponymous agency.
JJ: What bravura! Truly you have a prodigious vocabulary.
Cap'n Sweet Valley: ...shut up.
I Have The Bestest Boss
JJ: (picks up phone) Cap'n Sweet Valley's office.
Cap'n Sweet Valley: This is Cap'n Sweet Valley's FACE.
When I Was Your Age
Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.