May 2010
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I believe there are more unpublished books than there are PEOPLE in the world.
– Cap’n Sweet Valley on unsolicited manuscripts
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Publishr: Experiential Reading by Sarah Jae-Jones →
I may or may not be one of the few optimistic people left in the industry who is optimistic about the future of publishing. Perhaps this is a function of someone green enough to be hopeful or perhaps it’s the function of being incredibly shortsighted. Regardless, I’m someone who believes that the…
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THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO HAPPY! They look like frat boys doing an a cappella cover of Lady Gaga.
fuckyeahladygaga:
a capella of bad romance. its so fun =]
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Oneupsmanship
Cap'n Sweet Valley: (talking about an agent) ...and her eponymous agency.
JJ: What bravura! Truly you have a prodigious vocabulary.
Cap'n Sweet Valley: ...shut up.
I Have The Bestest Boss
JJ: (picks up phone) Cap'n Sweet Valley's office.
Cap'n Sweet Valley: This is Cap'n Sweet Valley's FACE.
When I Was Your Age
Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.
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